Sunday, June 28, 2009

The Legendary Cornmelon

As a young boy growing up in southern Mississippi, I remember the summers spent excitedly following the traveling circus that made its way through many small towns in that day. My mind was filled with scenes of wonder and mystery, the bearded lady, five hundred pound infant, worlds smallest tap dancing couple, the Elephant Man and many other incredible and awe inspiring sights.

Driving through the small town of Hurricane my sister-in-law, whose name I will change to protect her privacy, noticed a wonder I can honestly say I never thought I would see again. In a humble tent by the side of a semi-busy road one could almost call dirt, stood a sign advertising the cornmelon. Ah the legendary cornmelon, the mere mention of the name brings back such fond memories.

As a parent it is the perfect food to serve to a child, the delicate combination of fruit and vegetable satisfies any child's dietary needs, trust me I am a chef. If your child doesn't like veggies, it doesn't matter because it can be classified as a fruit, don't like fruit, jackpot its now a veggie. Kids everywhere love to eat this amazing cornmelon for one very awesome side effect. Although it doesn't look much like corn going in, there can be no denying the power of the cornmelon coming out. It gently reminds all who are fortunate enough to taste this wonder that yes indeed it can be called corn. Perfection in a silky husk covered cornmelon.

My sister-in-law Genny (name has been changed) really had no idea what to make of the sign advertising such a delicacy. If any of you out there have never seen this marvelous fruvegetable please drive over and check them out, don't believe Genny or I? Check out the picture I snapped based on the tip she gave me.

6 comments:

  1. That's hilarious! Thanks for the picture! I was really struggling, trying to figure out what a cornmelon was!

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  2. What makes this so funny is that I know someone like "Genny". She totally would say something like that. Too funny! Ben and I both had a good laugh.

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  3. haha I wish I knew her she sounds really awesome! hahaha at least she makes everyone laugh right!!

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  4. Jenny you truly are the life of the party. We really enjoy you. Um.....I mean we enjoy Genny. You would never say something like that.

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  5. lol....Genny is priceless!! Can you send some of those cornmelons up this way?

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  6. I love Genny. She really is the smartest girl I know and she always makes me laugh!

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