Its time once again for my every other month post due to my slackeritis disease. I contracted it sometime between the fifth and sixth grade and have been unable to find a cure yet.
Luckily not much has happened over the last few months so this will be brief. I started school again and am 3 weeks away from officially being a bachelor in some line of expertise. That is correct, I will be considered an expert of sorts in the field of business management. If you have a business you need managed I will know how to do it in 3 weeks, give me a call to reserve your spot.
We got a new pet. I begged my wife and she finally caved and now she loves the little dog like one of her own. I kind of like him too. He is a miniature Yorkie and is pretty darn cute for a punter dog. For those of you who don't understand, that is a dog you can punt across the room when they yap. Its an actual law on the books I think.
I finally entered the world of Face book. That's right, all three of you can now be my friend on the wonderful world of Face book. I can see why it is so addicting, I have to fight my wife to get on the computer once in awhile just to look at it. She lets me for a few seconds before grabbing it back and hunkering over in the corner again, yep she has a problem also. Yes that's her at the gas station.
When did you sneak in the bathroom and take that picture of me? You are so dead!
ReplyDeletedear derek,
ReplyDeletei am so sorry to hear about your disease. i wish i would have known so i could help ease the burden of your many responsibilities.
i don't speak facebook.
maybe you should update more often, this has been fun!
your friend,
marie.
Judging by the picture, I'd let your wife keep the computer.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on school! I have a Bachelor of Science degree. Never did the initials BS seem so appropriate.